Saturday, December 29, 2007

Scandaloush!!!


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A celebrity sex tape is a home video of sex acts, as performed by a celebrity and his or her partner, which finds Internet and/or bootleg distribution and made available to an audience for which it was not supposedly intended. Can we be not amazed by the sheer amount of personal porn currently coming out of the woodwork as new gizmos become more affordable and become readily available in the market?

All sorts of sex scandals-known by their places of misdeeds, from Dumaguete to Bacolod, from Mindoro to Cebu-have been passed on and regurgitated by the VCD pirates in our midst. Of course, our international friends are not very far behind this trend.





Just when we thought it was safe to finally stop thinking about the newly single Britney Spears for a few hours and watch the news, a clip surfaces claiming to be the "Britney Spears & K-Fed Sex Tape," a 19-second scene starring what appears to be Spears herself (or a pretty good Spears-a-like--it still looks like her, even after dozens and dozens of viewings) enthusiastically administering a hearty hummer to her unseen then-househusband. Given the timing of the appearance of the footage, we assume that it's a highlight from the divorcing couple's rumored connubial sex production that a judge today ruled couldn't possibly hurt Spears' reputation, given that the pop-tartlet's brand is built on openly trading on her "modern sexuality."

Who hasn't seen the TV midget Mahal ( she's in her 20's, I think ) doing their striptease?



Or Ethel Booba playing with herself with her boyfriend behind the camera?

Or JV Villar ( that hypocrite fag who had set-up an entrapment of sevral gay men just so he could have a story ) baring everything for his Bluetooth phone camera to record?

Or Cedric Carreon ( star of Tabing Ilog, a Dawson's Creek rip-off )letting his body be gazed from head to foot?




Or Uma Khouny enjoying swallowing a "hotdog" and enjoying an "eggplant" up his butt?







Even wholesome kiddie mascots do it! Jollibee suffered a very unique sex controversy late last year when a brief cellphone video clip showing Jollibee and Hetty Spaghetti simulating sex. What's next, will Col. Sanders of KFC and Ronald McDonald suck each other off?

Well, not all of these scnadals seem to be legit. I got a sex video from Alfred Vargas...only to be disappointed coz the guy in the video looks more like the butcher at Concepcion Market.




And now, an alleged buggering of Piolo Pascual?

Forget Reality TV. The real thing -- sleazier, but more exciting because real -- is going on beneath our noses.

It's like everybody has become their own porn star.





I mean, who hasn't had a shot or two (or three...) of their naked bodies in various poses of undress and titillation somewhere in the multimedia folders of their phones? One knows of several people who virtually have quickie "home movies" of the salacious sort handy in their pockets, and some are even strangely proud of showing them off-revealing clips to friends as if things like these were the most natural thing to do and have in the world. A few months ago, there was that rumor circulating around that a student in one of Dumaguete's universities had the shock of her life when she learned that her boyfriend had been sending a clip of them making love. Worse, her relatives in America found out first even before she did.

It's all crazy, but it all makes you think at the same time. I doubt anyone can say camera phones are evil.

But camera phones did awaken "something" in many of us, and we can piece the puzzle as thus: the ease of recordability in the modern age, the illusory promise of privacy, the perverted wish to "perform," the subtle pornographic influence of pop culture, with all the moves learned from Deep Throat onwards to Playboy Videos, and to the gyrations of the Viva Hot Babes (and Men) all for a buck or two on DVD.



It could also answer this question nobody wants to answer: Why is this so?








Derrick Davenport once wanted to do explicit work but was hesitant due to his conservative hometown's background. He went on anyway to do a solo jerk-off video for Otoko Art, which was quoted: "This video was not part of a photo session. I met Derrick Davenport through his best friend, Kevin. Kevin, a talented and academically trained photographer moved to Austin in 2003. He contacted me to show me his portfolio. Included in his portfolio were a few photographs of Derrick Davenport. I was impressed by Derrick's good look and great body and asked Kevin to bring him over for a test shoot. Months later Derrick flew in from South Carolina for the test shoot. From the test shoot I knew he was not too shy of a model and we scheduled a real shoot. Six months later Derrick came back for another photo shoot and at the end of the shoot we borrowed my movie producer friend Jack Sanders' house to do this video. I used the name Derek to protect his true identity because he's from South Carolina. Now that he's already gone nation wide to show it all, that intention is no longer needed. I hope you enjoy this video." To see the juicy side of Derrick Davenport, go to http://otokopublishing.com/DDclip.wmv




There's also brave Colin Farrell enjoying Nicole Narain's "flower." Farrell has filed court papers to stop former Playboy playmate Nicole Narain from releasing a 15-minute video the pair made 2.5 years ago.



Colin has never been shy about barring all on camera. He told "Extra" about his full-frontal nude shot that got cut from his recent film, "A Home at the End of the World," saying, "It's not a big deal. It's just a c*** shot."

But in the lawsuit obtained by "Extra," Farrell claims breach of an oral contract and invasion of privacy.

So who is the woman allegedly trying to cash in on Colin? Narain was Miss January 2002 and even revealed what she likes in a man during an "Extra" exclusive interview. "Sense of humor, cleanliness, and he's got to have a job," she had said.

Apparently, bringing a video camera doesn't hurt your chances either. Narain, who has appeared in a few Playboy films and a Playboy edition of "Fear Factor" in 2002, mingled with some major sports celebrities last week at an ESPY Awards pre-party at the Playboy Mansion.

But Colin's accusations may be scaring off any potential suitors. The "Alexander" star is fighting to prevent Nicole or any of her associates from releasing the video, and he's seeking an unspecified amount of money.


Some fool has taken it upon himself to "leak" a sex tape starring the one person you'd never want to see in a sex tape, Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst. Ewww, what's next, a Dr. dre x Eminem M2M sex video? Watching over two minutes ( which you'll NEVER get back ) of Fred Durst's unimpressive "tweinee" does little for our already fragile, depressed psyches. If you re feeling masochistic, hate life, and have given up on your God, you're welcome to watch this lame video for yourself.





Pamela Anderson is every guy's fantasy, and her videos were like manna from heaven for women-lovers. She is beautiful, voluptuous, and drop-dead sexy. Pamela is the kind of woman any man would have sex with every night (in his mind at least). We can't help but admire every picture of her that we see, and most of the time, our mouths usually end up on the floor. Plain and simple: She is a goddess.why is she famous? Pamela starred as C.J. Parker in the most widely syndicated show of all time, Baywatch, and went on to star in a modern version of Charlie's Angels called V.I.P. A video tape, marriage, divorce, marriage, and custody battles ensued.
While talent and professional achievements do come into play in our rating system, Pamela Anderson's physical accomplishments and talents have pushed her score way up. The notorious video of her and Tommy Lee is required viewing in order to get a feel for her natural abilities. She also did a few videos with her pre-Tommy Lee ex, Poison's Brett Michaels.




Paris Hilton has said that she is donating money she earns from "One Night in Paris," her amateur sex video scandal movie, as part of a settlement with Rick Salomon and Red Light Video, to charity. Whatever, Paris, go get some cock and shut up! Just go away, skank!





Kazuhito Tadano has played for the Buffalo Bisons, and the Oakland Athletics. However, playing for American Teams wasn't really part of his plan; his dreams to play baseball for Japan's top teams were shattered by a gay sex video where he, uhm, was the pitcher and catcher. He was shunned by the pros in his native homeland of Japan, but has now found acceptance for his talent, skills and abilities in the USA.
There's some humiliation involved, in which he's made to act and bark like a dog.
His controversial performance in a gay flick is available for downloading here. Kazuhito Tadano is asking for forgiveness for what he called a one-time mistake -- his appearance in a gay porn video in which he engaged in a homosexual act. What's to forgive? Any sane person would understand, Ka-chan...besides, you were hot!


The commercial demand for images and videos of nude celebrities has been known for many decades. Playboy ( and other straight guys porn mags )magazine is renowned for offering famous women large amounts of money to appear nude in its magazine, and more downmarket pornographic magazines search far and wide for nude pictures of celebrities taken unaware — for example, when they are bathing topless or nude at what the subject thought was a secluded beach, or taken before the individual was well-known. These paparazzi photos are in high demand among the yellow press. In the Philippines, straight guys who can't seem to break into the matinee idol or romantic lead type of roles have posed for gay mags such as Icon, GP, and L magazines. It's annoying coz they know the mag's for the boys, yet they talk on and on on how straight they are and how they'd like their women ( yuck! ).

Real images of nude celebrities fall into four main categories:


Film screenshots: Many actors and actresses have done nude or partially nude scenes in non-pornographic mainstream films. Screenshots from these films are circulated widely and can usually be recognized by the low picture quality (from video). However, increased popularity of broadband internet access makes possible the distribution of actual video clips and higher quality images, these usually copied from DVDs. Often screenshots of these scenes are displayed in several frames as tiles.

Paparazzi photographs: Occasionally, celebrities are photographed in revealing real-life situations; the most common scenario is a woman sunbathing topless, usually on a beach, yacht or by a pool. The photos are usually taken from a distance and rarely reveal more than breasts. These rare occurrences include paparazzi shots of fully nude celebrities such as Uma Thurman, Brad Pitt, Gwyneth Paltrow, Vanessa Paradis, Janet Jackson and Alyssa Milano. Other types of paparazzi images of nude celebrities include 'nipple slips', in which low cut dresses, lack of a bra, an accidental fall of clothing or camera flash glares may reveal a celebrity's nipples. Examples include Alyssa Milano, Alexandra Kerry, Tara Reid, Sophie Marceau, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.

A final form is the increasingly frequent occurrence of an "upskirt" shot of female . Most such images show underwear, but some situations (such as celebrities exiting cars) have resulted in snapshots which show genitalia; these include images of Farrah Fawcett, Margaret Trudeau, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears.

Nude photo shoots: Mainstream sex magazines such as Playboy or photographic art magazines such as Black and White routinely feature nude shoots of celebrities. Some celebrities have modeled for nude photographs prior to becoming famous. Such images are often later redistributed in digital form by the publisher, or by a third party.

Stolen private materials: Rarely, private sexual photographs or videos are stolen or obtained from a former lover/spouse and show up on the Internet. Some famous examples are Tonya Harding's "wedding video", private videos featuring Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee, a video made by Paris Hilton and her then-boyfriend, Rick Salomon, and a stolen video from Fred Durst's computer

A few celebrities whose real nude Internet images have become mainstream items include Pamela Anderson, Tonya Harding, Tommy Lee, Piolo Pascual, Mahal, Uma Khouny, Cedric Carreon, Chu Mei-Feng, Jude Law, Colin Farrell, Janet Jackson ( sunbathing nude and pretending she does not know she can be seen by paparazzi ), Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Dustin Diamond, Brad Pitt and Peter Wentz, and many more!!!

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