Top 10 'Out of Office' Replies

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My previous post was kinds too sad, let me brighten my blog with something "Evangeline" sent me. Brightened up my day...

Top 10 'Out of Office' Replies

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if
I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood. Ang daming tatamaan nito!!!


2. I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you. Kilala ko to!


3. Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain
removed so that I may be promoted to management. Panalo!


4. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you
send me until I return from my holidays. Please be patient and your mail
will be deleted in the order it was received. Yotch!


5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged
$5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your
message. Okay lang wala nang laman ang ATM ko, napunta sa CO-OP...

6. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and
is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and
try sending again. May mga tangang maniniwala dito...


7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing
system.You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply
in approximately 19 weeks. Eh at least nag-re-reply...


8. Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by
your PC for my response. "Are you there, Stupid?" "What do you mean?"


9. I've run away to join a different circus. A Well-Paying Circus, dagdag ko lang...

10. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical
reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of
'Steve'. Okay, pero ang Adam's Apple mo kasing laki pa rin ng Fuji apple; baka pwede mong mademanda si Doc for malpractice...