Saturday, December 29, 2007

Scandal! Scandal!

Can we be not amazed by the sheer amount of personal porn currently coming out of the woodwork as new gizmos become more affordable and become readily available in the market?

All sorts of sex scandals-known by their places of misdeeds, from Dumaguete to Bacolod, from Mindoro to Cebu-have been passed on and regurgitated by the VCD pirates in our midst. Of course, our inetrnational friends are not very far behind this trend.

Just when we thought it was safe to finally stop thinking about the newly single Britney Spears for a few hours and watch the news, a clip surfaces claiming to be the "Britney Spears & K-Fed Sex Tape," a 19-second scene starring what appears to be Spears herself (or a pretty good Spears-a-like--it still looks like her, even after dozens and dozens of viewings) enthusiastically administering a hearty hummer to her unseen then-househusband. Given the timing of the appearance of the footage, we assume that it's a highlight from the divorcing couple's rumored connubial sex production that a judge today ruled couldn't possibly hurt Spears' reputation, given that the pop-tartlet's brand is built on openly trading on her "modern sexuality."

Who hasn't seen the TV midget Mahal ( she's in her 20's, I think ) doing their striptease?



Or Ethel Booba playing with herself with her boyfriend behind the camera?

Or JV Villar ( that hypocrite fag who had set-up an entrapment of sevral gay men just so he could have a story ) baring everything for his Bluetooth phone camera to record?

Or Cedric Carreon ( star of Tabing Ilog, a Dawson's Creek rip-off )letting his body be gazed from head to foot?

Or Uma Khouny enjoying swallowing a "hotdog" and enjoying an "eggplant" up his butt?

Even wholesome kiddie mascots do it! Jollibee suffered a very unique sex controversy late last year when a brief cellphone video clip showing Jollibee and Hetty Spaghetti simulating sex. What's next, will Col. Sanders of KFC and Ronald McDonald suck each other off?

Well, not all of these scnadals seem to be legit. I got a sex video from Alfred Vargas...only to be disappointed coz the guy in the video looks more like the butcher at Concepcion Market.


And now, an alleged buggering of Piolo Pascual?

Forget Reality TV. The real thing -- sleazier, but more exciting because real -- is going on beneath our noses.

It's like everybody has become their own porn star.

I mean, who hasn't had a shot or two (or three...) of their naked bodies in various poses of undress and titillation somewhere in the multimedia folders of their phones? One knows of several people who virtually have quickie "home movies" of the salacious sort handy in their pockets, and some are even strangely proud of showing them off-revealing clips to friends as if things like these were the most natural thing to do and have in the world. A few months ago, there was that rumor circulating around that a student in one of Dumaguete's universities had the shock of her life when she learned that her boyfriend had been sending a clip of them making love. Worse, her relatives in America found out first even before she did.

It's all crazy, but it all makes you think at the same time. I doubt anyone can say camera phones are evil.

But camera phones did awaken "something" in many of us, and we can piece the puzzle as thus: the ease of recordability in the modern age, the illusory promise of privacy, the perverted wish to "perform," the subtle pornographic influence of pop culture, with all the moves learned from Deep Throat onwards to Playboy Videos, and to the gyrations of the Viva Hot Babes (and Men) all for a buck or two on DVD.



It could also answer this question nobody wants to answer: Why is this so?




Derrick Davenport once wanted to do explicit work but was hesitant due to his conservative hometown's background. He went on anyway to do a solo jerk-off video for Otoko Art, which was quoted: "This video was not part of a photo session. I met Derrick Davenport through his best friend, Kevin. Kevin, a talented and academically trained photographer moved to Austin in 2003. He contacted me to show me his portfolio. Included in his portfolio were a few photographs of Derrick Davenport. I was impressed by Derrick's good look and great body and asked Kevin to bring him over for a test shoot. Months later Derrick flew in from South Carolina for the test shoot. From the test shoot I knew he was not too shy of a model and we scheduled a real shoot. Six months later Derrick came back for another photo shoot and at the end of the shoot we borrowed my movie producer friend Jack Sanders' house to do this video. I used the name Derek to protect his true identity because he's from South Carolina. Now that he's already gone nation wide to show it all, that intention is no longer needed. I hope you enjoy this video." To see the juicy side of Derrick Davenport, go to http://otokopublishing.com/DDclip.wmv



There's also brave Colin Farrell enjoying Nicole Narain's "flower." Farrell has filed court papers to stop former Playboy playmate Nicole Narain from releasing a 15-minute video the pair made 2.5 years ago.

Colin has never been shy about barring all on camera. He told "Extra" about his full-frontal nude shot that got cut from his recent film, "A Home at the End of the World," saying, "It's not a big deal. It's just a c*** shot."

But in the lawsuit obtained by "Extra," Farrell claims breach of an oral contract and invasion of privacy.

So who is the woman allegedly trying to cash in on Colin? Narain was Miss January 2002 and even revealed what she likes in a man during an "Extra" exclusive interview. "Sense of humor, cleanliness, and he's got to have a job," she had said.

Apparently, bringing a video camera doesn't hurt your chances either. Narain, who has appeared in a few Playboy films and a Playboy edition of "Fear Factor" in 2002, mingled with some major sports celebrities last week at an ESPY Awards pre-party at the Playboy Mansion.

But Colin's accusations may be scaring off any potential suitors. The "Alexander" star is fighting to prevent Nicole or any of her associates from releasing the video, and he's seeking an unspecified amount of money.


Some fool has taken it upon himself to "leak" a sex tape starring the one person you'd never want to see in a sex tape, Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst. Ewww, what's next, a Dr. dre x Eminem M2M sex video? Watching over two minutes ( which you'll NEVER get back ) of Fred Durst's unimpressive "tweinee" does little for our already fragile, depressed psyches. If you re feeling masochistic, hate life, and have given up on your God, you're welcome to watch this lame video for yourself.

Paris Hilton has said that she is donating money she earns from "One Night in Paris," her amateur sex video scandal movie, as part of a settlement with Rick Salomon and Red Light Video, to charity. Whatever, Paris. Just go away, woman!

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